is a tumblelog.

shelbymeows:

the-absolute-best-posts:

commanderstevengrantrogers:

laughter-everyday:

brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

is that the fucking alien from alien vs predator 

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Or the lima bean from Jimmy Neutron?

annas0r:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m dying

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tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

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sailaway-steph:

sex-crazed101:

temptingbliss:

Lohan Topless Candids on the Beach

I think I liked her better as a redhead…

Had to reblog.

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helioscentrifuge:

hey kid wanna buy some drugs

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Lets go on a old fashion date. Not the movies, not the mall, not some fancy restaurant. Lets go spend the day together at a park or beach. We could have a picnic laid out on a blanket along with our favorite foods instead of going to a fancy restaurant. After we’re done we can just go on a walk hand in hand and talk about whatever that’s on our minds, the things we like and don’t like, or things we’ve always wondered about. No make-out sessions, nothing like that, lets just get to know each other better than we already do. We could then go sit on the swings or play on the playground, have fun and be silly as though we were little kids again. Maybe after all of that we could go buy some ice cream, sit down and watch the sun set together. Nothing fancy, just the two of us and some quality time. 

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